Ke hoʻonohonoho nei ʻo MGM Hotels a me Resorts i nā ʻano no ka ʻoihana nui loa o Las Vegas: ʻO ka huakaʻi, ka mākaʻikaʻi, a me ka ʻoihana piliwaiwai. Ke lilo ka mea hoʻohiwahiwa e like me MGM i mea naʻaupō, hiki iā ia ke hoʻopilikia i kēlā me kēia kanaka ma ke kūlanakauhale e like me Las Vegas, no ka mea, ʻo ka mākaʻikaʻi ka ʻoihana a kēlā me kēia kanaka, a ʻo ka huakaʻi ke hana hou i ka ʻoihana ke hana maikaʻi ʻia, a he ʻoihana palupalu ka mākaʻikaʻi.

Mai inu i ka Wai akamai a noʻonoʻo ma mua o ka lawe ʻana i ka Wai Fiji i loko o kou lumi a i ʻole suite ma kahi MGM Hotel and Resort ma Las Vegas. MGM Ua ʻōlelo ʻole nā luna a ʻaʻole i pane i ka noi hou a eTN no nā manaʻo. Eia ka moʻolelo:

Eia ka papa inoa o nā MGM Resorts ma Las Vegas:

Ua noho au ma ka MGM Grand Hotel ma Las Vegas e hele ana i kahi hālāwai hoʻokipa palekana huakaʻi ma Las Vegas Convention Center. I koʻu holo ʻana i ka mokulele i ka lā a pau mai Honolulu ma Los Angeles a i Las Vegas, ua luhi au ma hope o koʻu hōʻea lohi ʻana a pono wau e kali no kekahi hola ma ka "Gold preferred Line" e nānā i ka MGM Grand Hotel.

Ua hāʻawi ʻia iaʻu kahi suite i hoʻomaikaʻi ʻia no ka pō mua a ua koi ʻia e nānā a nānā i loko o kahi lumi maʻamau ʻē aʻe no nā pō ʻelua ʻē aʻe (ka mea aʻu i inaina ai e hana). Ua ʻae loa au no ka mea makemake au i ka hiamoe.

Ua ala au i ka hola 5 a ua manaʻo wau i ka makemake wikiwiki i kahi wai. Ua ʻimi au i kaʻu suite no kahi wai a loaʻa iaʻu kahi ʻōmole "Smart Water" ma luna o ka TV.

Ua ʻike pū au i kahi pahu liʻiliʻi me kahi ʻōmole liʻiliʻi o ke anuanu "Fiji Water" i loko. Makemake au i ke anu akā manaʻo wau e nānā i ke kumukūʻai ma mua o ka hoʻokomo ʻana i ka wai Fiji pipiʻi.

Ua ʻimi au i kahi papa kuhikuhi, akā ʻaʻohe. Ua ʻike au i kahi hōʻailona liʻiliʻi ma luna o ka pahu liʻiliʻi e ʻōlelo ana e hoʻopiʻi koke ʻia kekahi mea i lawe ʻia i ka lumi a nānā i ka TV ma lalo o "Nā koho ʻai" no nā kumukūʻai. Huli au i kaʻu TV a ʻimi i ke koho "ʻai".

I kēia manawa, ua ala wau a nānā i ka papa kuhikuhi TV e ʻimi i ka "Dining Option." ʻAʻohe koho like.

Ua ho'ā wau i ke koena o nā kukui i loko o ka lumi no ka'ike'ana i ka helu no "nā lawelawe malihini" Ua hāpai au i ke kelepona. Ua noi au i ke kumukūʻai o ka ʻōmole wai. Ua haʻi ʻia mai iaʻu he mau kumukūʻai like ʻole no ka wai i loko o ka pahu hau a me ka mea ma luna. (Auwe, uku lākou no ka mea aʻu i manaʻo ai he manuahi.)

Ua nīnau hou au i ka nui a ua ʻōlelo ʻia e ʻimi i ke koho ʻai ma ka TV. Ua wehewehe au ʻaʻohe koho ʻai i hoʻokomo ʻia. Ua hoʻololi ʻia au i kahi loea IT nāna i hoʻāʻo e hele iaʻu i nā koho he nui i loaʻa. Ua koi ʻo ia aia kahi "koho ʻaina." ʻAʻole hiki iaʻu ke loaʻa. Hāʻawi ʻo ia e hoʻouna i kekahi i koʻu lumi.

ʻO 5 am a ʻaʻole wau i ʻaʻahu ʻia e hoʻohiwahiwa a hōʻole. Ua hoʻololi ʻo ia iaʻu i ka lawelawe lumi a ua haʻi ʻia iaʻu he $10.00 ka wai i loko o ka pahu friji a ʻo ka "wai manuahi" ma luna o ka pahu hau e pili ana i ke kīwī e kūʻai aku ana no kahi $15.00 me ka ʻauhau a me nā uku lawelawe.

ʻAʻole wau i manaʻo e hoʻolilo i $15.00 a me nā uku no ka ʻōmole wai he 50 keneta he kūpono, a ua manaʻo wau ua hoʻopunipuni ʻia akā hauʻoli wau ʻaʻole i hāʻule i ka papahana.

Ma muli o koʻu ala ʻana i kēia manawa, ua ʻaʻahu au a lawe i ka ʻeleke ma lalo o nā papahele he 26 i ka casino e loaʻa ai kahi kofe ma Starbucks no $6. I koʻu hoʻi ʻana, kū au ma ka hale kūʻai kūpono e pili ana i nā elevators.

ʻO kahi hale kūʻai maikaʻi me ka nui o nā mea, me ka wai ʻōmole. Ua ʻimi hou au i kahi kumukūʻai a ʻike ʻaʻole hoʻokahi mea i loko o ka hale kūʻai kūpono i hōʻike i kekahi kumukūʻai. Ua nīnau au i nā mea kālā. Ua haʻi mai ʻo ia iaʻu he $7.00 ka ʻōmole wai liʻiliʻi. I kēia manawa, ua pau wau a uku i ka $ 7 akā ua nīnau au no ke aha e hōʻike ʻole ai ka hale kūʻai i nā kumukūʻai. Ua haʻi ʻia mai iaʻu e ke kōkua hale kūʻai, he nui kāna mau hoʻopiʻi i nā makahiki a hoʻomau i ka lawe ʻana i ka hoʻokele.

Ma koʻu lumi, ua kāhea hou au i nā lawelawe malihini. I kēia manawa ʻaʻohe leo kelepona i ke kelepona ma ka ʻaoʻao o ka moe. Ua hoʻohana au i kaʻu kelepona paʻalima a hiki iaʻu ke kiʻi aku i kahi luna. Ua haʻi mai ka luna iaʻu i ke kumu o koʻu nickel a dime iā ia no kahi hue wai. Akā naʻe, ua ʻae ʻo ia e hoʻouna i kekahi mai ka lawelawe lumi e ʻimi i ka koho ʻai ma ka TV.

Ua wehe au i kaʻu kamepiula a hoʻomaka wau e hana i kekahi hana. ʻElua hola ma hope mai ʻaʻohe hōʻailona o ke kōkua. Ua kāhea hou au a i kēia manawa ua hōʻike mai kekahi i loko o 10 mau minuke.

ʻO ke kanaka ʻōpio maikaʻi maikaʻi mai ka lawelawe lumi hou no ke aha i hiki ʻole ai iaʻu ke ʻike i ka "koho ʻaina" ma ka TV. Ua ʻōlelo pū ʻo ia ua lawe pinepine ʻo ia i kēia i ka luna kiʻekiʻe a hōʻole lākou e hōʻike i ke koho no ka mea he pipiʻi ka wai.

Eia ke kumu kūhelu i hāʻawi ʻia mai iaʻu e kahi luna no ke kumu ʻaʻohe koho ʻai ma ka TV. Hoʻokahi wale nō pō aʻu i loaʻa ai a ma ka lā o ka nānā ʻana i ka ʻaina a me nā koho kiʻiʻoniʻoni ua holoi ʻia i hiki i ka hōkele ke hoʻomākaukau i kaʻu "bila hope."

I koʻu hihia, ua nānā au i ka lā o ka haʻalele ʻana ma hope o ke aumoe no laila ma lalo o ka manaʻo MGM ʻaʻole he koho ʻai noʻu. Ua nīnau au inā he manuahi ka wai a me ka mini bar. ʻO ka pane ʻana he "kala".

No ka wehewehe ʻana, ua hoʻopaʻa ʻia au he $100.00 i ka wā aʻu i hoʻopaʻa ai a me kahi waihona ʻē aʻe he $200.00 no ka pō hope 2 i noho ai ma kahi lumi ʻokoʻa. Aia ka hōkele i kaʻu kāleka hōʻaiʻē ma ka waihona. Ua hoʻohana wale au i $7.00 o kaʻu waihona $300.00.

ʻO ka mea kupanaha aʻe he $42 "uku hoʻomaha" ua uku ʻia au ʻoiai ʻaʻole i haʻi ʻia kaʻu hōʻoia i kākau ʻia i kēlā uku. ʻAʻole ia i hōʻike ʻia ma kaʻu hōʻoia ʻana, no ka mea, loaʻa iaʻu kahi hoʻopaʻa uku, ʻo ia ka manuahi.

ʻO nā uku hoʻomaha pono mai $34.01 i$39.68 no ka pō a me nā ʻauhau ma nā hōkele ʻo MGM. He mea paʻakikī paha ka ʻike ʻana inā pili kāu hōkele a i ʻole uku hoʻomaha ma mua Hoʻokaʻaʻike ʻoe i kou lumi, ʻoi aku hoʻi i ka wā e kākau ai kekahi i kahi hoʻopaʻa ʻana ma o kahi pūnaewele hoahele a i ʻole ma o kahi pūnaewele ʻoihana huakaʻi ʻekolu.

ʻAʻole au i uku i ka wai ma kahi hōkele Hyatt ma mua, ma muli paha o koʻu kūlana Globalist. I ke kāhea ʻana iā Hyatt ua hoʻomaopopo lākou i koʻu pilikia a wehewehe ʻo MGM he hoa ʻaelike a hana ʻokoʻa. Hāʻawi ʻo Hyatt iaʻu i nā helu 15000, lawa no ka "pō manuahi ma ka MGM Grand."

Hiki iaʻu ke ʻōlelo wale ʻo Hyatt ʻike i ka hoʻohauʻoli ʻana i ka mea kūʻai aku, akā maopopo iā MGM i ke kānāwai a i ʻole i ke kānāwai e ʻaihue i nā dime āpau mai nā mea kūʻai aku a haʻalele me ia.

He ikaika nā Trendsetters, ma ka liʻiliʻi inā maikaʻi ka ʻoihana. Ua waiho au i ka hoʻopiʻi me nā luna hoʻomalu o nā mea kūʻai aku ma Nevada.

I ʻOkakopa, ua hāpai au i ka helu like ma kahi ʻatikala ma eTurboNews e pili ana i kahi Starbucks a me MGM Extortion Scam.

ʻAʻole i loli, no laila e ʻoluʻolu e lawe i kaʻu ʻōlelo aʻo: MAI inu i ka wai ma kahi ʻO ka MGM ka hōkele a i ʻole ka hōkele. No ka mea ʻo MGM kahi trendsetter e ʻike inā like kēia no nā hōkele ʻē aʻe ma Las Vegas.

Aia nō, he hopena; E lanakila i ka jackpot!