Aia ka Zombie Apocalypse ma ka Horizon?

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i kakauia ma Linda Hohnholz

ʻO ka hope loa, aia ka zombie apocalypse ma aneʻi! ʻO ke ola e like me kā mākou e ʻike nei ua kokoke e loli mau loa! ʻAʻohe hōʻike TV hou, ʻaʻohe pāʻani wikiō, ʻaʻohe Twitter!?! Pehea mākou e ola ai!? A kali wale, he aha kā mākou e ʻai ai?! ʻAʻohe meaʻai wikiwiki hou, ʻaʻohe hale kūʻai kope, ʻaʻohe mea noi no ka lawe ʻana i nā meaʻai a ʻaʻohe hale kūʻai? He aha kā mākou e hana ai?

 

ʻO ka nūhou maikaʻi, ʻaʻole maoli kēia poʻomanaʻo. ʻO ka nūhou maikaʻi, ʻaʻole ʻoe i mākaukau. Akā e nānā i ka ʻaoʻao mālamalama. Aia ʻo Key To Life Supply e kōkua! Hiki iā mākou ke hoʻomākaukau iā ʻoe, kou ʻohana, kou mau hoaaloha a me kou kaiāulu no kēia. Ma ke aʻo ʻana e hoʻoulu i kāu meaʻai ponoʻī, e hoʻomaʻamaʻa i kāu mau keiki i ka ʻai ʻana i ka meaʻai olakino, hou āu e hana ai a hana pū me kou kaiāulu e puʻunaue a kūʻai aku i kēlā meaʻai, hiki iā mākou ke ola i ka pōʻino zombie! ʻO ka mea pōmaikaʻi, he leʻaleʻa ka hoʻoulu ʻana i kāu meaʻai ponoʻī, maʻalahi ma mua o kou manaʻo, ʻoi aku ka liʻiliʻi o ka hana ma mua o kou manaʻo, a ʻaʻole pono ʻoe e hana wale! ʻO ka Key To Life Supply ʻohana nā mea a pau āu e pono ai. Ma o kā mākou pūnaewele o nā hoa a me kā mākou limahana akamai o nā kumu aʻo, hiki iā mākou ke hōʻike iā ʻoe pehea e ulu ai i ka lako o nā huaʻai a me nā mea kanu.

Ma luna o kēlā, e ulu ana i ke kino a me ke aʻo ʻana i kekahi ʻano hana compost maʻalahi me kāu ʻōpala mea kanu, hiki iā ʻoe ke kūkulu hou i ka lepo a lilo i mea liʻiliʻi i ka hilinaʻi ʻana i nā mea kanu. E ulu nui ana kāu māla ma nā ʻāina i hoʻihoʻi ʻia e kōkua i nā mea kanu e ulu a maikaʻi loa. Ma ka launa pū ʻana me kou kaiāulu, hiki i nā mea a pau ke nānā aku i ka hoʻoulu ʻana i kahi mea ʻokoʻa i hiki ai iā mākou ke hoʻomau i nā ʻano ʻono. ʻO ka pickling maʻalahi, ka canning, dehydrating a me ka mālama pono ʻana i ka meaʻai e hoʻomau i ka holomua o ke kaiāulu, ʻoiai i ka wā hoʻoilo paʻakikī loa.

No laila ʻike ʻoe, ʻaʻohe mea e hopohopo ai! ʻOiai inā lilo ka honua i mea pōʻino, ʻaʻole ʻoe e hopohopo e pili ana i ka ʻai ʻana i ka meaʻai ʻīlio make no ke koena o kou ola. Hiki iā ʻoe a me kou kaiāulu ke ʻai e like me nā mōʻī no ka mea ua loaʻa iā ʻoe nā mākau a me ka ʻike e pono ai e hoʻolako i nā mea maʻalahi o nā pono kanaka, nā meaʻai ʻono. A ʻo ka nūhou maikaʻi, ʻoiai inā ʻaʻole i hoʻokō ʻia ka zombie apocalypse, ua hiki iā ʻoe ke hoʻemi i kāu kapuaʻi kalapona, ola ʻoi aku ka hoʻomau, kūkulu i kahi ʻōnaehana pale ʻoi aku ka ikaika ma ka ʻai ʻana i nā meaʻai pesticide a me nā meaʻai manuahi, hoʻonui i kāu waiwai waiwai a e hāʻawi i kāu kaiāulu i kahi pūnaewele o ka hoʻokō ponoʻī. Paipai mākou iā ʻoe e hana i ka hana mua a e kelepona mai iā mākou ma Key To Life Supply ma mua o ka lohi!

He aha e lawe ʻia mai kēia ʻatikala:

  • And the good news is, even if the zombie apocalypse never does come to fruition, you now have the ability to decrease your carbon footprint, live more sustainably, build a stronger immune system by eating pesticide and chemical free foods, increase your property value and provide your community with a network of self-sufficiency.
  • By learning to grow your own food, getting your kids used to eating the healthy, fresh food you produce and working with your neighborhood to distribute and trade that food, we can all survive the zombie apocalypse.
  • You and your community can eat like kings because you have acquired the skills and knowledge necessary to provide the simplest of human needs, delicious food.

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