Lādana, UK – Makemake mākou e kala aku no ka hewa hewa ʻole i ka hiʻohiʻona o ka Lāpule i hala 10 Steps to a Stress-Free Summer. Ua poina iā mākou e hoʻokomo i ka "Mai hele i USA".
ʻO ka mea pōmaikaʻi, ua hoʻomanaʻo mai ʻo Michael Chertoff, ka luna baldie o ka Department of Homeland Securitisation, iā mākou ʻaʻole makemake ʻia mākou. A i ʻole, makemake ʻia mākou (no ka mea, lawe mai ka poʻe mākaʻikaʻi i nā kālā maikaʻi me lākou), akā inā mākou e lele i loko o ka nui o nā hoops i ke kaʻina hana.
Ua hōʻike ʻo Chertoff he kahua ʻo ʻEulopa no ka hoʻoweliweli. Ua ʻōlelo ʻo ia he mea nui e hoʻonui i ka nānā ʻana i nā mākaʻikaʻi. ʻAe, pololei, hoʻokiʻekiʻe iā lākou. ʻO ka ʻoiaʻiʻo, ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi, ʻaʻole ʻo ia i ʻōlelo, akā ke noʻonoʻo nei paha mākou, inā hiki i nā mea kipa āpau ke maikaʻi loa e noho ma ka home a hoʻouna wale aku i kā mākou kālā hoʻomaha i loko o kahi envelopp.
"Hāʻawi ka huakaʻi i ʻAmelika i nā ʻike e like me nā wahi ʻē aʻe ma ka honua." ʻO ia ka mea i ʻōlelo ʻia ma discoveramerica.com, ka punaewele huakaʻi a me ka mākaʻikaʻi o ʻAmelika Hui Pū ʻIa, a pololei loa. ʻAʻohe wahi ʻē aʻe e hiki ai i kahi malihini ke manaʻo i kahi hoʻokipa hau hau.
ʻO kahi e-interrogation preflight, nā queues epic ma ka neʻe ʻana, ka nīnau lehelehe lahilahi mai nā kiaʻi palena koʻikoʻi, a me kahi manawa i waho o ka ʻūhā ʻana o ka ʻāʻī ʻāʻī he ʻāpana o ka leʻaleʻa. No laila, inā makemake ʻo Chertoff lāua ʻo co e hoʻopaʻa hou aku iā Fortress America, ʻo ia ka manawa e noʻonoʻo ai mākou i nā koho hoʻomaha hoʻokipa ʻē aʻe. E like me Iran a me North Korea.
Eia kekahi mau mea ʻē aʻe e noʻonoʻo ai ma mua o kou hoʻopaʻa ʻana i kāu lele, wehe i kou kāmaʻa a hoʻāʻo e hōʻoia i ko mākou mau hoaaloha ma ka mokuʻāina ʻaʻole ʻoe i manaʻo i ka luku ʻana iā ʻAmelika, ua hele mai ʻoe no ka hamburger.
NUIOKA? E ho'āʻo iā Hong Kong
ʻAʻole hiki ke hoʻololi ʻia ʻo New York, akā pēlā ʻo Hong Kong, no laila e hoʻololi me kēlā. Ke neʻe aku nei, ua lanakila ka moku Star mai Kowloon i ka moku Mokupuni Staten a hiki i Manhattan. ʻO ka ʻike mai ka mimi ʻana ma Felix, ka hale hoʻokipa o ka hōkele ʻo Peninsula, ua like me ka mea mai luna o ka Pōhaku(efeller).
A ʻo ka mea nui loa, ʻo nā iPod ke kumu kūʻai like. ʻAe, pono ʻoe e noho ma ka mokulele no ʻelima mau hola, akā ʻaʻohe queues a i ʻole nā mīkina lima lima ma kēlā ʻaoʻao. Makemake ʻo Hong Kong i nā mākaʻikaʻi.
ʻO ka Peninsula (00 800 2828 3888, www.peninsula.com) nā hiʻohiʻona maʻamau a me nā Rolls-Royces, me nā lumi pālua e hoʻomaka ana ma £233. A i ʻole e hoʻāʻo i ka Philippe Starck-designed Jia Boutique Hotel (00 852 3196 9000, www.jiahongkong.com), ma Causeway Bay. Maikaʻi, akā ʻaʻole hoʻonāukiuki, ua pālua ia mai £130. E lele i Hong Kong me British Airways (0870 850 9850, www.ba.com) a i ʻole Virgin Atlantic (0870 380 2007, www.virgin-atlantic.com); mai ma kahi o £450.
DISNEYWORLD? Aia ma ka hikina o Parisa
Pehea e hoʻokele ai ʻo Johnny liʻiliʻi liʻiliʻi me ka ʻole o kāna hoʻohana ʻana i ka leʻaleʻa Floridian i hoʻokahi manawa i loko o ke ola? Ma ke kauo ʻana i Disneyland Paris ma kahi - ʻae, e like me ka Makua Kalikimaka, hiki iā Mickey Mouse ke noho ma nā wahi ʻelua i ka manawa hoʻokahi.
A, ma ka lele ʻana ma Eurostar ma mua o kahi 747, ke hōʻemi nei ʻoe i kāu kapuaʻi kalapona a me kou manawa o ka superhassle e pili ana i ka lawaiʻa. Hana ʻo Thomas Cook (www.thomascook.com) i nā pūʻolo maʻalahi mai St Pancras ʻālohilohi; mai £326pp no ʻekolu pō ma Disney's ʻekolu-hōkū Explorers Hotel, ma muli o ʻelua mau mākua a me ʻelua mau keiki (2-11 makahiki).
A i ʻole e hoʻokuʻu iā Disney a hoʻāʻo i kahi ʻano ʻē aʻe o ka ʻāina i ka ʻike pāka manaʻo. ʻO PortAventura (www. portaventura.co.uk), hoʻokahi hola mai Barcelona, ke hāʻawi aku nei i kahi huakaʻi ʻohana liʻiliʻi ma mua o nā kahua pāʻani nui ʻAmelika - a ʻoi aku ka maʻalahi o ka meaʻai.
POPE? Hana maikaʻi lākou ma Sepania
ʻO ka mākaʻikaʻi ʻAmelika he akamai i ka hele ʻana i loko o ka pahu hoʻokalakupua ma ka hāʻule ʻana o kahi Stetson, no laila ʻaʻole maʻalahi ka loaʻa ʻana o kahi ʻike hānai holoholona maoli (ʻaʻole i maʻalahi nā mea keaka wannabe e hana hou ana i nā kiʻi pukey mai City Slickers). No ke aha e hele ʻole ai i kahi e noho kāne mau ai nā kāne a me nā paniolo e hoʻomau mau ana i nā bipi (e kūʻē i ka hoʻokele kaʻaahi mea pāʻani a puni ka OK Corral)?
ʻElua kāu koho (yeehah!): ka pampas Argentine a i ʻole Extremadura, ke komohana hihiu o Sepania. ʻO ka koho mua he hapalua o ka honua ma kahi mamao aku, akā hele mai me ka steak maikaʻi loa: kamaʻilio me Last Frontiers (01296 653000, www.last-frontiers.com) e pili ana i kahi huakaʻi gaucho i hana ʻia. ʻO kahi huakaʻi ʻewalu pō, me ʻehā pō he paniolo a ʻekolu ma Buenos Aires, hoʻomaka ma ka £1,995pp, me nā mokulele mai Heathrow.
ʻO ka ʻōlelo pili, aia ka lua o ka koho ma kou kīhāpai hope, akā he kīhāpai ʻāhiu a ulu nui loa ia – hui pū me nā vaqueros, ka pane ʻoi loa o Sepania i nā paniolo, ma o Ride World Wide (01837 82544, www.rideworldwide.com).
VEGAS, PEPE? Makau, aloha
A hiki i kēia manawa, ʻo kēlā me kēia casino ma kēia kolepa ʻo Pukiki mua i hoʻohana ʻia e ke kanaka hoʻokahi - ʻo ka ʻoihana ʻo Hong Kong ʻo Stanley Ho - a ua kau ʻia kā lākou lawelawe i ka mea piliwaiwai Kina. A laila ua hoʻololi ka poʻe Kina i nā lula, e ʻae ana i nā billionaires o Las Vegas ʻo Steve Wynn lāua ʻo Sheldon Adelson e hoʻokumu i kahi hale kūʻai.
ʻElua makahiki ma hope mai, ua uhi ʻo Macau i ka ʻohana Lost Wages ma ka hāʻawi ʻana i nā casinos glitzier i mea e nalowale ai kāu kālā, nā croupiers nani e lawe mai iā ʻoe a me nā hōkele fancier kahi e uē ai iā ʻoe iho e hiamoe. Haʻalele iā Las Vegas i Bette Midler a hele i ka hikina.
ʻO Macau he 55 mau minuke ferry hop mai Hong Kong (£18 hoʻi, me Turbojet, www.turbojet.com.hk; no nā mokulele, e ʻike ma luna), āu i koho mua ai ma mua o New York. E noho ma kahi o ka Wynn wale nō (00 853 2888 9966, www.wynnmacau.com; pālua mai £150).
ALANUI EKAHI? Hana i ka mana wiglier
He makani i kou lauoho, ʻāwili ma hope o ka ʻalihi bitumen maikaʻi ma mua ou, e kaʻa ana i nā nalu ma kou ʻākau: aia kekahi ala e hoʻokuʻu ʻia e like me ke Alanui Hoʻokahi o Kaleponi? ʻAe – ua kapa ʻia ʻo Great Ocean Road, a holo ma ke komohana mai Melbourne. He ʻuʻuku ka liʻiliʻi o ke kaʻa, a ʻaʻole loa ʻoe e loaʻa kahi manawa e kū ai i kahi niho niho Arnold Schwarzenegger ma ka hale cafe.
Akā, ua pololei ʻoe, ua mamao loa ʻo Australia e kūʻē i ka hoʻopaʻapaʻa huakaʻi a Mr Chertoff. Pehea e pili ana i ka Amalfi, Alanui Hoʻokahi i hoʻokuʻu ʻia, hoʻoulu ʻia a lawelawe ʻia me ka cornetto? ʻO ia ka bumper iā Cinquecento bumper i ke kauwela, no laila e hele i ka hoʻomaka o Mei a i ka hopena o Kepakemapa. Hiki iā Citalia (0871 664 0253, www.citalia.com) ke hoʻoponopono iā ʻoe me kahi kaʻa a me ʻeono mau pō 'elima hōkū noho mai £899pp, e noho ana ma Positano a me Amalfi, lele mai Gatwick me British Airways. A i ʻole e hana iā ʻoe iho: ʻo nā mokulele e lele ana i Naples me Thomsonfly (www.thomsonfly.com) a me EasyJet (www.easyjet.com). Loaʻa iā Travelsupermarket.com ka hoʻolimalima kaʻa i hoʻokahi pule mai £122.
ASPEN? He posher ʻo St. Moritz
Ua hoʻokumu ka Swiss resort i ka manaʻo o nā lā hau hau no nā posh i ka makahiki 19. ʻO Aspen he johnny i hele mai i kēia mau lā ma ka hoʻohālikelike ʻana - ʻaʻohe mea e hoʻohālikelike i nā hana extracurricular i hāʻawi ʻia i kāna hoʻokūkū ʻEulopa, e like me ka Cresta Run a me nā pāʻani polo ma ka hau.
He chalet ko Descent International (020 7384 3854, www.descent.co.uk) ma laila e hoʻokūkū ai i nā hale kaulana loa ma Aspen – ʻo Chesa Albertini palatial, i kūkulu ʻia ma 1655 a nona ka ʻohana like mai ia manawa mai. Hoʻokahi pule, e hōʻea ana i ka lā 9 o Malaki, he £30,700 no ka pāʻina a hiki i ka 12 (me nā keiki ʻehā), me ka meaʻai a me ka champagne kahe manuahi.
Inā makemake ʻoe i nā pistes ʻole o ʻAmelika ʻĀkau, ma mua o kona ʻano nohona kaulana, e hoʻāʻo iā Kanada. E lele i Calgary a hele i kahi huakaʻi ma waena o nā wao nahele o nā Rockies a me British Columbia. Aia ka hoʻopuehu ʻana o nā hale hoʻokipa ma laila – Kicking Horse, Lake Louise, Fernie, Panorama – e hoʻohālike ai ʻo ʻAmelika me ke alanui ʻo Oxford ma ke ahiahi Pōʻaono. Loaʻa nā pūʻolo ma o Frontier Travel (020 8776 8709, www.frontier-travel.co.uk).
