Makemake wau e hōʻike i kekahi mau lā i ka wanaʻao i kēlā me kēia manawa ke hele wau i kahi huakaʻi, a mai ka Disney's Halloween ma ke ala kiʻekiʻe ʻo Seas i hoʻomaka ma Manhattan Terminal, ua loaʻa iaʻu ka manawa kūpono e hauʻoli ai i nā lā ʻekolu o Broadway hōʻike ma mua o ka hoʻokumu ʻana i ka Disney Magic. Ua koho wau i nā hōʻike ʻehā ʻokoʻa, ʻokoʻa loa nā mea āpau. ʻO kaʻu koho Broadway mua loa ʻo Michael Moore: Nā ʻ Termslelo a Kuʻu Hāʻawi. ʻO ke poʻo inoa i hoʻokū i koʻu hoihoi; ʻAʻole ʻo Michael Moore ke ʻano kāne e hāʻawi pio i kekahi ma lalo o kekahi kūlana.
Ua hālāwai wau me kēia kanaka kaʻao i kekahi mau manawa ma mua; Hiki iā ia ke hele aku i Michigan, a hooikaika e ʻike ʻole i kahi alo a ʻaʻole ma luna o ka lehulehu. He haʻi ʻōlelo mana ʻo ia, no laila makemake wau e hoʻolohe i nā momi o ka naʻau e komo pū ana me kāna hōʻike Broadway.
Kupanaha ʻo Moore i kēia hana; ʻo ia ka mea e pili ana i kona ola a me kāna mea e manaʻoʻiʻo ai. ʻAʻole wau i ʻike he mea hoʻomākeʻaka ka nui o nā comedians, akā ua hāʻawi wau i ka monologue akamai a Moore, i hui pū ʻia e ka ʻakaʻaka nui a ka lehulehu. ʻO kāna ʻano hoʻomākeʻaka ka sophisticated a me ka ʻike; ua hōʻike ʻo ia i kāna hōʻike ma ke ʻano he polokalamu 12-step no ka poʻe liberal. ʻAʻole wau he liberal a ʻaʻole hoʻi he mea ʻona, no laila ke hele nei i kahi kau he 12 mau kapuaʻi he hanana hou. ʻO kekahi o nā kaʻina kuʻuna i loko o ia mau papahana pili i ka hoʻohuli ʻana i nā pilikia o kekahi i ke Akua. Ua hōʻoia ʻo Moore, "ʻO Ruta Bader Ginsburg koʻu mana kiʻekiʻe."
ʻUā akula ʻo Moore, “Pehea ka hana a kēia ***? Hoʻokahi wale nō manawa i loko o 30 mau makahiki i lanakila ai nā Repubalika i ka balota i makemake nui ʻia. " Ua hoʻolālā ʻia ma ke kahua o ke kahua he pilikua, kiʻi ʻole o Donald Trump - me he mea lā ua kipi ʻia ka piliona miliona no hoʻokahi pule. I loko o ka pahu hoʻokani, aia kahi kono wehe no Mr. Trump e hele i ka hōʻike ma kāna wā leʻaleʻa. ʻO ka hapa o ke kono ma ka Lūkini, ʻoiaʻiʻo. He 15 mau hoʻololi i hoʻonohonoho ʻia ma nā ʻanuʻu he 12 i ka mālamalama, me ke kiʻi wiwo ʻole a me ka ʻoluʻolu ʻole. ʻO kahi wanaʻao kahi hae ʻAmelika e hoʻoliʻiliʻi i ka ʻulaʻula; ʻaʻole i nui ka nānā ʻana e ʻike i ka subliminal. Ua ʻōlelo ʻo Moore ua lanakila ʻo Trump no ka mea ua mākaukau ka Donald ma ka lawelawe ʻana i ka poʻe keʻokeʻo. Ua ʻōlelo ʻo ia he 64% o nā kānaka keʻokeʻo i koho no ko mākou pelekikena noho, akā ua hōʻike ʻo Moore i ʻelua mau hola o ke kumu e ʻae ʻole ai mākou i kahi Trump ʻelua mau kau.
Ua hoihoi wau i ko Moore moʻolelo ola. Ua kamaʻilio ʻo ia e pili ana i ke kākau ʻana i kahi pepa kūlana ma Boys 'State i kona wā kamaliʻi; ua manaʻo ʻia e pili ana iā Abraham Lincoln, a ua kākoʻo ʻia ka hoʻokūkū e ka Elks 'Club. Ua hopu ʻo ia i ka manawa kūpono e kau ma ke keʻa o ka Elks 'Club no kā lākou kulekele lālā keʻokeʻo wale nō. He limahana koʻu makuahine ma ka Elks 'Club i kēlā manawa, a ʻaʻole wau i ʻike he keʻokeʻo wale nō ia i loko o kona mau paia i hiki ʻole ke komo. Ma ke ʻano he Anglo-Scandinavian, manaʻo wale wau ʻaʻole hoihoi kekahi poʻe i ka lālā. ʻO nā makuakāne ʻekolu a pau i koʻu ola he poʻe kolohe kolohe, no laila ʻaʻole wau i ʻike maka i kekahi mea akā ʻo WASPS lily-keʻokeʻo. He Katolika koʻu makuahine, akā haʻalele i ka manaʻoʻiʻo ma ka male ʻana i kahi mea kūʻē.
Ua hoʻomanaʻo ʻo Moore i kona wā i ke kula kiʻekiʻe, ua hahau ʻia ʻo ia e kāna poʻo nui i hoʻokahi lā me ʻelima mau hoʻouka kaua hou ʻana mai kahi ʻelua a ʻehā, i hoʻopaʻi no ka hoʻopaʻa ʻole ʻana i kona pālule. E like me kaʻu i ʻōlelo ai ma mua, ʻaʻole wau he lokomaikaʻi, ʻaʻole hoʻi wau mai kahi ʻohana liberal. Inā ua hōʻeha mai kahi poʻokumu iaʻu, inā ua hōʻike ʻia koʻu makuahine ma ke kula me ka pū raifela a puhi ʻia kona maka ʻakaʻaka ma kona poʻo. Pēlā mākou e mālama ai i nā mea i koʻu wahi o ka ʻulaʻula Indiana kahi i kupu ai kaʻu poʻe. ʻO ka ʻoiaʻiʻo, ua lawe ka hoahānau o koʻu makuahine i pū kī a pupuhi i kāna kāne i ka hapalua ma hope o ka loaʻa ʻana iā ia e pili ana i ka wahine; ʻae mākou e waiho i kā mākou pū e kamaʻilio.
Akā ʻaʻole makemake ʻo Moore i nā pū, a ua walaʻau ʻo ia e pili ana iā ia. Ua hāpai ʻo ia e hoʻopau i ka hana 2, hoʻololi ʻia e kahi 28th Amendment e "hoʻokele pono i ka pono o ka poʻe e mālama a hali i kahi helu palena ʻole o nā mea kaua ʻole no ka haʻuki a me ka ʻimi holoholona, e pili ana i ke kuleana nui o nā kānaka āpau. e kūʻokoʻa i ka hana kolohe; ʻaʻole e hewa kēia. Ua make ʻo ia e pili ana i kēia. ʻO kāna 2002 Academy-Award eo lanakila i ka pepa Bowling no Columbine i hōʻino i ka ʻino i hana ʻia e kahi moʻomeheu hoʻohanohano i nā pū. Manaʻo ʻia kāna hana ʻo ia kekahi o nā kiʻi paʻi kiʻi nui loa o nā manawa āpau. Ua kamaʻilio nui ʻo ia e kūʻē i ka hana kipi a wānana ʻoi aku ka nui o nā kī ʻana i ka lehulehu i ka United States. Me he mea lā he psychic ia; ʻekolu lā kēia ma mua o ke kī nui ʻana ma Las Vegas.
Ua mahalo ʻia ʻo ia ma ke ʻano he mea psychic ke wānana pono ʻo ia i ke koho balota ma kā Trump makemake. ʻAʻole makemake ʻo ia iā Trump, akā no ka mea ke manaʻoʻiʻo ʻo ia e hana ana ʻo ʻAmelika i ka poʻe "walaʻau". Ua hoʻokumu pū ʻo ia i kahi hōʻike kuisa kahi i hōʻike ai i ka pai ʻana o ka Kanada "lapuwale" kūʻē i ka ʻAmelika "akamai". Ua noi ʻo ia i nā mea manawaleʻa mai Kanada i loaʻa kahi GPA abysmal e pane i nā nīnau no nā "haole." Ua noi ʻo ia i nā ʻAmelika me nā GPA kiʻekiʻe e hoʻokūkū iā lākou. Ua noi ʻo ia i nā manawaleʻa like ʻole i loaʻa pololei iā ʻA ma ke koleke. He 4.0 maikaʻi kaʻu mai nā koleke ʻekolu a me ʻelua mau kula nui, he doctorate a me ka post-doctorate, akā ʻaʻole au i manaʻo ua hiki iā ia ke ʻike i kuʻu lima i ka lewa no ka mea ua ʻeleʻele loa ia i kaʻu ʻāpana ma lalo o ka lānai. Eia naʻe, ua koho ʻo ia i kahi kauka hōʻeha a me kahi ʻenekini e pani i nā ʻAmelika, a he mau helu ko lākou i nā 3.9's. E koho 'oe? Ua lanakila ka poʻe Kanada ma ka pāʻani.
I kekahi o kāna skits, hoʻomāʻewaʻewa ʻo ia i nā kānāwai i pāpā aku ai i kekahi mau mea i loko o ka lawe ʻana ke lele nā mokulele ʻoihana kālepa. ʻO kahi laʻana, pāpā ʻia ʻaʻole e hōʻiliʻili i kahi mea hana pipi. Nīnau aku wau me ka ʻoiaʻiʻo, ʻo wai ka mea e lawe i kahi pipi i kahi wā hoʻomaha, kahi ʻē aʻe ma kahi o ka mana nui kinky o Hugh Hefner? He pahu lole liʻiliʻi ko Moore, kahi āna i huki ai i nā mea kapu. Ua hoʻohana ʻo ia i nā illusions hoʻopunipuni e leʻaleʻa, e like me ka wā i huki ai ʻo Julie Andrews i kahi ʻūlū lōʻihi lōʻihi mai kāna satchel liʻiliʻi ma Mary Poppins. Ua huki ʻo Moore i kahi pupuhi lau nui, a hele wāwae e pili ana i ke kahua e hōʻike ana i ka absurdity o ka pāpā ʻana i kahi mea ʻano ʻē. Ua hōʻike ʻo ia i kahi hanana nui ʻole o kahi mea kūʻai mokulele e pono ana e puhi i nā ʻōpala mai nā papa mokulele i mea e noho ai. Ua kuhikuhi ʻo ia i ka mea pupuhi ma nā mea hana keaka e hōʻike i ka pono o ka lawe ʻana i nā ʻōpala balota Trump. Iā ia e hele wāwae ana i nā kukui, ua noi aloha aku ʻo ia i kekahi mea āna i hala, "Auē, e kala mai iaʻu ua poina wau i ka puhi ʻana iā ʻoe, e ka haku."
Ua manaʻo ʻo Moore ʻo ka poʻe i kākoʻo mau iā Trump ma hope o ʻeiwa mau mahina i ke keʻena he kumu nalowale ia, a noi aku i kāna poʻe kākoʻo e kia nui i ka hoʻohuli ʻana i nā 90 miliona ʻAmelika i makemake ʻole i ka politika e ʻākoakoa me ka hema. E kuhikuhi ana ʻo ia i ka poʻe e like me aʻu, ʻaʻole Republican a Democrat paha, kū ʻole ma nā ʻaoʻao a ʻelua o ka pā. Makemake wau e hoʻolohe iā Michael Moore e like me Bill O'Reilly. Ua manaʻo wau ua noʻonoʻo maikaʻi ʻia nā paio a Moore, he pōkole, a kūpono e noʻonoʻo ʻia. ʻAʻole wau e ʻaelike me 100 pākēneka o kāna mau ideology, akā e hoʻolohe wau iā ia. Manaʻo wau he kakaikahi ka loaʻa o ka doctorate ma ke kānāwai, e like me kaʻu i hana ai, inā ʻaʻole hiki iā lākou ke hoʻolohe i nā paio mai nā ʻaoʻao ʻelua o kahi pilikia.
Ua waimaka koʻu mau ʻāpana o ka hōʻike, keu hoʻi i kāna kamaʻilio ʻana e pili ana i ka hōʻino wale ʻana i kāna kanaka e alo ai, a me ka nui o nā hoʻoweliweli make i loaʻa iā ia. Ua kamaʻilio ʻo ia no ka mea kūʻē kūʻē e kolohe ana iā ia me ka pahi, a ʻo kahi kanaka i hopu ʻia me nā mea pahū i manaʻo ʻia e waiho ʻia ma lalo o ka hale o Moore e luku iā ia a me kona ʻohana. Ua pāʻani ʻo ia i kahi lekiō o Glenn Beck e hoʻoweliweli nei e pepehi iā ia. Ua hopohopo wau i kēlā me kēia manawa, e huki paha kekahi wacko ʻākau i John Wilkes Booth ma luna ona.
Ma ke ʻano holoʻokoʻa, paʻakikī ke kū i ke kūpaʻa pū; Ua ʻōlelo ʻo ia 77% o nā poʻe ʻAmelika āpau e koho i ka ʻaʻohe pū, no laila e pono e hoʻololi ʻia nā kānāwai pū e hōʻike ai i nā manaʻo o kēia au. ʻAʻole pū pū nā Iudaio ma Nazi Kelemania, no ka mea, ua lawe ke aupuni iā lākou. I kēia manawa, pehea i holo ai kēlā?
I hoʻokahi manawa, hele mai nā kāne me nā hōʻailona ma ke kahua a hoʻonoho iā Moore i nā kūpeʻe lima. ʻAʻole wau i ʻike i ka mea e hana ai i kēia. ʻO koʻu luna ma mua, ʻo Fred Merle DeChausse, ka mea hoʻokipa o ke kīwī kīwī "Polka Party" e hana nei i kekahi lā ke kū mai ka mākaʻi ʻo Warren Michigan, hoʻopaʻa lima iā ia, a laila huki ʻia kāna hoki. Ua hopu ʻia kekahi mau mea like pū me ke kahaha i ka wā Nazi, i ka wā i hoʻopaʻa lima ai nā luna i nā Iudaio, nā kāne kāne, a me nā poʻe kīnā ʻole - lawe lākou iā lākou, holehole ʻia lākou a laila puhi ʻia lākou i loko o nā umu A ʻoiai, (e like me kahi alakaʻi mākaʻikaʻi a mākou ma Deutsches Stadion ma Nürnberg) Ua hoʻokau ʻo Hitler i ka nui o ka nui o nā pila gas.
Ua haʻi hou aku ʻo Moore i kona manawa i lele ai i Kelemānia e kūʻē i kahi hanana ma kahi ilina ma Nazi. Ua hele mai ʻo ia me kahi hoa Iudaio - he hae kūʻē kā lāua ʻelua i heluhelu ai "Pepehi kanaka lākou i koʻu ʻohana." E hoʻolālā ana ʻo Moore a me kāna hoaaloha e ʻōwili aku ia i ka manawa kūpono ʻoiai ke hōʻike ola nei nā kīwī. Minamina, ua pāpā ʻia lākou i nā manawa he nui mai ke komo ʻana i ka hanana, akā i ka hopena ua hoʻopunipuni lākou i nā kiaʻi e ka huikau pū ʻana me nā mea lawe lima mai ka nūhou CBS. ʻO kā Moore manaʻo "F nā lula, e hana i kāu mea e pono ai."
Na nā ʻōlelo a Moore i hoʻoikaika iaʻu. He akamai ʻo ia. He wiwo ole. Paʻa ʻo ia. ʻO ia ke hōʻoiaʻiʻo. Ua loaʻa iā ia ka ʻoliʻoli a me ka hekili, a loaʻa iā ia. Serendipitously, lohe au mai kekahi o nā limahana o ka hui pehea e hele ai ma kahi huna huna, ka puka huna kokoke i ka malu, hale ʻauʻau kīnā, e hālāwai me ka hōkū ma hope koke o ka hōʻike. Makemake au i kiʻi me Moore; Ua loaʻa iaʻu ʻelua mau mea ʻē aʻe mai nā makahiki i hala, akā makemake wau i kahi mea hou. Ua lilo au i 100 paona mai koʻu ʻike hope ʻana iā ia, a ʻokoʻa loa koʻu nānā ʻana. Ma kahi ʻaoʻao, loaʻa iaʻu ka muscular dystrophy a hoʻohana wau i kahi mea hele wāwae; ʻAʻole wau e hoʻoweliweli iā Michael Moore ma kekahi ʻano o ka noʻonoʻo. A i ka ʻike ʻana i kāna mōʻaukala o ke kākoʻo ʻana i ke "kanaka liʻiliʻi" manaʻo wau e koi ʻo ia i ke noi o kahi chap maʻi i makemake e hopu i ka manawa ma ke kiʻi. Ua hele au ma ka ʻaoʻao huna, a hoʻokokoke loa aku iā Mikaʻela, akā ua hele mai kekahi kanaka ʻino, e kūkala ana ʻo ia kona kiaʻi kino, a hoʻomaka ʻo ia e hoʻomāʻewaʻewa iaʻu no koʻu hele ʻana ma ka puka i kaupalena ʻia e hālāwai me Moore. Ua ʻāhewa ʻo ia iaʻu no ka loaʻa ʻole ʻana o ka ʻae ma mua, me he mea lā e hāʻawi mai kekahi o nā limahana hana keaka iaʻu e komo. Ua ʻoluʻolu ʻo Moore i ke kiʻi i kona wā e pili ana iaʻu, a ua lawe ʻo ia i ka pahupaʻi paʻi kiʻi a kiʻi pū me ia. Ua nānā au i ke kiaʻi kino kino nāna i kamaʻilio, me ke ʻano kānalua ʻole, i ka haʻawina a Michael Moore: "F nā lula, e hana wau i kaʻu mea e pono ai ke hana."
I kēia manawa, ua lilo nā mākaʻi i paʻa lima iā Moore i ʻāpana o kēia hana. ʻO nā kāne hunky he mau ʻōlapa haole maoli me nā mākala nui a nui loa ...… umm, hoʻopiʻi hoʻopiʻi wahine, ke kāʻei ʻana i kā lākou mea e hōʻoiaʻiʻo ai i ka hopena hope loa hoʻokipa nui loa. Palekana ʻo Michael Moore - ʻaʻohe hopohopo iā ia i kaʻi ʻia e nā Nazis o kēia au. Akā inā wale nō e hoʻāʻo kekahi, ua hānai ʻia au i Indiana ʻulaʻula - a aloha mākou i ka hoʻololi hou ʻelua.
NA OLELO A KUU POE LOA. Hale Keaka ʻo Belasco, Nu Ioka. Ka manawa holo: 2 mau hola.
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Kāhea aku: Anton @ VoiceOfBroadway.com
