ʻO nā hōkele mākua wale nō, e like me ka Hōkele Moana nona ke poʻo manaʻo Hawaiʻi, ke lilo nei i mea kaulana a puni ʻo Iapana. Ua kapa ʻia lākou ʻo "Love Hotels" a ke lilo nei i mea nui a makemake ʻia e ka poʻe mākaʻikaʻi e kipa ana iā Tokyo, Osaka a i ʻole ke koena o Iapana.
ʻO nā inoa ʻē aʻe he mau hōkele hoʻonaninani, mau hōkele ʻelua, a me nā hōkele leʻaleʻa, hāʻawi kēia mau wahi kitsch i ka hiamoe ʻana (a me ka hiamoe ʻole ʻana) no nā kumu kūʻai e like me nā hōkele ʻoihana.
ʻO wai ka mea aloha ʻole i nā kaupaku i aniani ʻia, nā paipu jacuzzi, a me nā ʻōpala hoʻoluʻolu hoʻohanohano? E komo i ka hōkele aloha Tokyo, a i ʻole rabuho. ʻOiai he manaʻo leʻaleʻa paha kēia manaʻo i ka poʻe i maʻa i ka manaʻo o nā hōkele no-haʻi ʻole i nā mokuʻāina, maʻemaʻe nā hōkele aloha a hoʻohana wale ʻia e nā mea aloha hoʻāʻo akā nā kāne waena waena e ʻimi nei e haʻalele i ka live in in- nā kānāwai (a ʻo ka ʻaoʻao ʻē aʻe).
Hiki ke ʻike ʻia nā hōkele aloha e kā lākou mau inoa hana a me nā kitschy façades.
Hotel Casa Nova, XO Shinjuku, Casablanca Ikebukuro, Hotel Zebra, Ramses Club, Hotel Adore, Hotel Ring My Bell — pono mākou e hele? Hoʻonani pinepine ʻia me nā kala neon a maʻamau ka gaudy decór, ka hapanui o nā hokele aloha i kahi kekelē o ka boudoir fancy e hōʻike maʻalahi iā lākou. I loko o ka hale, e ʻike ʻoe i nā lumi i hoʻonani ʻia me nā mea hoʻonani ʻia (a i ʻole nā lumi kī ʻole ʻia inā he waihona kālā maoli ia), nā lumipaku nani me nā lumi ʻauʻau no ʻelua, ʻauʻau jet, a pēlā aku, a me kahi kīwī i piha me nā ʻano like ʻole. ahem, nā kahawai kūikawā. ʻAʻole like me nā hōkele biz, ʻaʻole pono ʻoe e uku keu no nā polokalamu juicier. ʻ, a he wifi pū kekahi.
Aia kekahi manawa i kahi lawelawe lumi, nā mīkini kūʻai me nā mea pāʻani like ʻole, nā mīkini karaoke, nā kukui disco, ka hoʻolimalima lole no kekahi cosplay ʻona, a me nā mea hou aʻe. Noho mākou i loko o nā lumi i hoʻonaninani ʻia me: nā pua, nā figurine, a me nā mele lullaby linkaby e pāʻani ana i luna (creepy), kahi lumi opiuma opiuma Pākē, kahi pou i haki i ka waena o ka lumi, nā kiʻi veleveta, hele mau ka papa inoa.
ʻOi aku ka maikaʻi o ka lako pono o nā lumi lua me nā mea holoi ma mua o kāu hōkele awelika: shampoo, conditioner, lotion, cream, nā huahana lauoho, a ʻoiaʻiʻo nō, ka hana hoʻopōpō. ʻElua ke kūlana no nā condom manuahi, no laila inā ʻoe e hoʻolālā i kahi marathon, makemake paha ʻoe e hele mākaukau. ʻAʻole hoʻolako paha kekahi i kekahi, mahalo i ka rebranding a me nā loio.
Hiki ke loaʻa nā hōkele aloha ma nā wahi āpau o Iapana, akā ʻo nā wahi nui loa ma Tokyo no ka nui o nā hōkele ʻo Uguisudani kokoke i Ueno (± 61 ma kahi keʻena ʻoi aku ka nui), ʻo Dogenzaka "Love Hotel Hill" wahi o Shibuya (± 34), Shinjuku's Kabukicho ( ± 72), a me Ikebukuro's East, North, a me West Exits (± 86) e like me ka Happy Hotel. Aia ka pūnaewele (i ka ʻōlelo Kepanī) i kahi papa inoa piha o nā hōkele, me nā helu wahi, nā helu helu, nā kiʻi, a me kekahi mau pepeke no nā mea e like me nā mea inu manuahi a i ʻole he tausani yen mai ke kumukūʻai o ka lumi. Akā no ka mea ʻoi aku ka makaukau, ʻo ka pili pono ka holoholo wale ʻana i hoʻokahi o nā ʻāpana, e nānā i kahi hōkele nona nā hiʻohiʻona a me nā uku e kūpono i kou makemake, a me ka saunter.
ʻAʻole hiki ke ʻike ʻia nā hōkele aloha ma o kā lākou kiʻi mua ʻana wale nō akā ma nā hōʻailona e hoʻolaha ana i ka hoʻomaha a me nā kumukūʻai noho. Ke komo paha ʻoe i loko o kahi papa nui me nā kiʻi o nā lumi like ʻole a me kā lākou kumukūʻai. Loaʻa nā lumi i hoʻomālamalama ʻia; inā pouli lākou, noho lākou a ʻaʻole hiki iā ʻoe ke koho iā lākou. Koho i kahi lumi, a kaomi i ke pihi ma ka papa ponoʻī a i ʻole ka mīkini kokoke.
I kekahi manawa, pono ʻoe e hana pū me kahi kanaka āu e haʻi ai i kāu koho, akā ʻo ke kākau ʻōlelo ma hope o ka puka aniani ma ka paia, me nā lima wale ke ʻike ʻia. ʻAneʻane hana ka maka maka. Inā ʻaʻole he luahine ma ka pākaukau - a laila e hoʻopaʻa iā ʻoe iho no ka welina weliweli a me ka mahalo ʻole i ke ala e puka aku ai. Akā i kēlā me kēia ala, palekana kāu mau huna maanei.
I kekahi manawa e kiʻi ʻoe i kahi kī, akā kuhikuhi pinepine ʻia ʻoe e hele wale i ka lumi, kahi e wehe ʻia ai ka puka. I ka manawa i loko, laka laka ʻia ka puka.
ʻO ka uku ma ka mīkini maʻamau: i kekahi manawa i ka lumi, i kekahi manawa e ka paipu pneumatic (ʻae, ʻoiaʻiʻo), a i kekahi manawa ma o ka puka aniani liʻiliʻi me nā lima kanaka lana. ʻO ka maʻamau, hana ʻia ka uku i mua, a e hoʻokau lākou iā ʻoe inā ʻoe i overstay.
ʻAʻole ʻae kekahi mau hōkele i ke komo hou ʻana ke haʻalele ʻoe i kāu hōkele aloha.
Inā ʻaʻole ʻoe makemake e haʻalele i kou hōkele a i kāu lumi paha i kahi manawa kūpono, hāʻawi ʻo Happy Hotel i nā loiloi e nā mea hoʻohana (ʻoiai ʻoe e pono ai i kahi Kepani, a i ʻole Google Translate, e hiki ai ke heluhelu iā lākou).
ʻOiai ʻo nā hōkele aloha i ʻike i ka hiki ke kū i luna i kā lākou ʻoihana e hele mai ana mai ka lawelawe ʻana i nā pono o nā mākaʻikaʻi kūloko, no laila hiki ke loaʻa kahi helu e puke pololei ai ma o ka pūnaewele hotel agoda.com. ʻO kekahi mau mea makemake mākou ʻo Hotel The Hotel (he aha ka inoa!) A ʻo ka Polenekia Hotel Moana ma ke keʻena hōkele aloha o Kabukicho, Hotel Edoyado a me ka hui ʻo Boston kokoke i Asakusa (ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi ma mua o Shinjuku) a no ka mea ʻo ke aloha kaulana loa ʻo Tokyo. hōkele, ka Meguro Emperor - kahi gaudy 1970s wā Cinderella hale aliʻi a me kahi kaulana kaulana ma kapa o ka muliwai Meguro.
E hoʻomaopopo i ka hapa nui o nā kumukūʻai ma nā pūnaewele hoʻopaʻa inoa (ʻoiai me nā hōʻemi) aia ma ka piko o ke kumu kūʻai no kēia mau wahi, no laila inā hiki iā ʻoe ke lanakila i ka maopopo ʻole o ka ʻike ʻole inā ʻoe kahi e noho ai no ka pō, e kau inoa ana ma ʻo ka lā ke koho ʻia no ke kumu haʻahaʻa.
