50 kumu no ke aha ʻo Bangkok ke kūlanakauhale nui loa o ka honua

Hoʻoulu ʻia kēia kūlanakauhale e hāʻule ana e ka lehulehu a me kahi moʻomeheu like ʻole e like me ka lōʻihi o kona inoa piha.

1. Moʻi hoʻokō loa
ʻOiai ʻo ka Mōʻī Bhumibol Adulyadej e hoʻohana nui ana i kona manawa ma waho o Bangkok, he mea koʻikoʻi ke kūlanakauhale i kona (a me kona mau kūpuna). Hoʻohanohano ʻia ʻo ia ma ke ʻano he semi-divine e Thais, ua ʻoi aku ʻo ia ma mua o kahi panana pono no kāna mau makahiki he 60 a ʻoi aku ma ka noho aliʻi. Ua hānau ʻia kona mōʻī ma Cambridge, ua hoʻonaʻauao ʻia ma Switzerland, ʻōlelo ʻo ia i nā ʻōlelo he nui, a paʻa ʻo ia i nā patent mahiʻai.

Ua haku ʻo ia (a hoʻokani) i kekahi jazz mean, hoʻolālā i nā waʻa, he mea pena kiʻi a me ka mea paʻi kiʻi, ʻo ia ka mea i loaʻa mua i ka UN's Human Development Lifetime Achievement Award a, ʻae, ʻo ia ka mōʻī lōʻihi loa e noho aliʻi ana ma ka Honua.

2. ʻO ke kiʻi me ka moʻolelo hope loa
I ka makahiki 1955, ua hoʻokuʻu ka poʻe hoʻoponopono hou i ke kiʻi ʻelima ton o ka Buddha i ka makahiki 13, me ka haki ʻana i kāna pahu plaster. Ua hoʻomaka ka weliweli i ko lākou ʻike ʻana, aia ma lalo iho, ua hana ʻia i ke gula, i uhi ʻia e hoʻopunipuni i ka Burmese e hoʻouka mai ana i ka lā.

He luakini hou, ʻo Wat Traimit, i hoʻopau ʻia e hoʻonui i ka glitz factor.

3. He mau inoa loihi ko na kulanakauhale maoli
ʻIke ʻia ʻo Krung Thep i nā kamaʻāina, ʻo ka inoa piha o Bangkok - hāʻawi ʻia e Rama I, ke aliʻi mua o ka ʻohana Chakri e noho aliʻi ana i ka hopena o 1700s - ʻo Krung Thep Mahanakhon Amon Rattanakosin Mahinthara Yuthaya Mahadilok Phop Noppharat Ratchathani Burirom Udomratchaniwet Mahasathan Awatan Phi Sathit Sakkathattiya Wisanukam Prasit. E ho'āʻo e hoʻokomo i kēlā ma kāu hoʻihoʻi ʻauhau.

4. Halealii nani loa
Hoʻopiha ʻia me ka ʻoi aku o 54 mau ʻeka o nā spiky temple spiky, nā paia i uhi ʻia i ke gula, a me nā kiʻi pena kiʻi nui loa, nā kiʻi kiʻi a me nā mea hao, ʻo ka Hale Aliʻi Nui ka hale kūʻokoʻa o ka mōʻī Thai, akā i kēia manawa ke kipa nui ʻia ma Bangkok. E nānā i ke kiʻi kiʻi kiʻi o ka Ramayana ma ka paia o loko, ka pena paʻi lōʻihi loa ma ka honua.

5. ʻO kahi ʻano meaʻai alanui nui loa
ʻOi aku ka maikaʻi o Bangkok no ka meaʻai alanui 24-hola i kēlā me kēia kihi. ʻAʻole ʻae ʻia nā ʻōlelo ʻiʻo pāpaʻi a me ka sopa i hana ʻia mai ka kohu manu. E hele i Phraeng Phuton i kekahi mau poloka ma ke komohana o ka Giant Swing ma Chinatown e hoʻokipa i ka sopa lolo puaʻa maikaʻi loa… inā hiki iā ʻoe ke poina ʻo ia ka sopa lolo puaʻa.

6. E ʻike i ka wā hiki iā ʻoe
Kūkulu ʻia ma kahi ākea ākea o nā pāpū a me nā delta muliwai ma kahi kiʻekiʻe ma kahi o ʻeono kapuaʻi, e hāʻule ana ke kūlanakauhale holoʻokoʻa i loko o ka ʻōpala ma kahi o ʻekolu iniha i kēlā me kēia makahiki, wahi a nā ʻepekema. E like me Van Gogh a i ʻole ka mea mai Milli Vanilli ʻaʻole i ola, e aloha wale ʻoe iā mākou ke hala mākou.

7. E ʻike i kahi keiki kolepa Pelekāne i puhi ʻia i ka lā e hula ana ma ke alanui me kahi wahine pāʻoihana ʻApelika ʻoiai e hāʻule ana i kahi sanwiti falafel a me ka pia Laotian.
ʻO ke ala kaulana ʻo Khao San ʻo ia ka poʻokela o ka poʻe i hoʻopaʻa ʻia e nānā ana, me kēlā me kēia lāhui, makahiki, kala, ʻoihana, pae hoʻonaʻauao, a me nā ʻala e loaʻa ana ka hōʻike like. E noho ma ka ʻaoʻao ma waho o ka Buddy's Bar a e ʻike i ka poʻe hoʻokani pila punk kūloko e hoʻomoe nei ma ʻaneʻi no nā pia ma hope o nā hola.

8. Hale kūʻai kiʻiʻoniʻoni liʻiliʻi maikaʻi loa ma ka hikina
ʻO kēia keʻena liʻiliʻi liʻiliʻi o kahi ākea ka hale o ka hōʻiliʻili ʻoi loa o nā kiʻi kiʻiʻoniʻoni hou a maʻamau i kēia ʻaoʻao o Hollywood. I ka wā ʻaʻole kūʻai aku ka mea nona ʻo Mr. Santi i nā ʻohi ʻohi mai nā wahi a pau o Asia, aia ʻo ia ma ka pūnaewele trolling no nā waiwai nalowale. Loaʻa maikaʻi loa: nā mea hoʻolaha ʻōlelo Thai mua no Star Wars, Apocalypse Now, a me The Great Escape.

9. Apana kukui ulaula loa
Hoʻohāinu ʻia ʻo Pat Pong a paʻa ʻia me nā mākaʻikaʻi. Nui ʻo Nana Plaza, akā paʻa loa. Akā ʻo Soi Cowboy (BTS Asok; MRT Sukhumvit) ua lawa ka leʻaleʻa a me ka liʻiliʻi ʻaʻole e nalowale nā ​​hoaaloha. Hiki ke ʻike ʻia kona ʻālohilohi neon no nā mile a puni, a ʻo ka inu wikiwiki ʻana me nā keikikāne ma ʻaneʻi hiki ke lilo i pō i hoʻomanaʻo ʻole ʻia akā ʻaʻohe mea e poina.

10. E launa pū me nā poʻe Thai-Chinese octogenarian ʻoiai lākou e hoʻopaʻapaʻa, piliwaiwai, puhi, pāʻani mahjong, puhi, inu kope, kuha, a uahi.
ʻO ka hale kūʻai kofe ʻo Iae Sae ma ke alanui Padsai ʻo Chinatown ke hoʻoikaika nei i ka java no 60 mau makahiki. ʻAʻohe mea kūikawā o ke kofe, akā e hoʻokipa nā mea kūʻai leo nui no nā hola. E hoʻokiʻekiʻe i kahi aniani i ka mea hoʻokele ma ka papaʻaina aʻe a hiki iā ia ke hōʻoluʻolu iā ʻoe me nā moʻolelo hihiu o ka manawa i komo ai ka wahi e nā ala lepo a me nā laina tram.

11. ʻOi aku ka maikaʻi o ka pō a pau
Ua lawe ʻo Lae Dee (maikaʻi a maikaʻi) ma ka hale kūʻai meaʻai Foodland 24-hola ma Sukhumvit soi 5 he mea maikaʻi loa no ka ʻaina kakahiaka, ka ʻaina awakea, a i ʻole ka lauoho lauoho o ka ʻīlio i ka hola 4:00 am. Poina ʻole kona krapow gai (moa palai a me ka basil), e like me ka hui motley e kaʻana like ana me ʻoe.

12. ʻO ka mākeke e hoʻopau i nā mākeke a pau
ʻAʻole ʻoe he mea kūʻai koʻikoʻi a hiki iā ʻoe ke hoʻolilo i hoʻokahi lā ma Chatuchak Weekend Market me ka uē ʻole ʻana no ke kōkua. He 35-acre maze o nā aisles a me nā ala e hāʻawi ana i nā lako lāʻau paʻa, nā holoholona mai ka honua holoʻokoʻa, nā kiʻi kumu, nā puke mele kahiko, nā mea kahiko, nā mea kanu, a me nā lole mai kēlā me kēia ʻumi makahiki mai ka Great Depression.

13. E nana i ka napoo ana o ka la maluna o na kanaka liilii
Noho ʻo Sirocco ma luna o ka hale o ke alanui ʻo Silom Road ʻo 64-story State Tower, e hāʻawi ana i ka poʻe ʻaina i kahi ʻike kokoke-360-degere o ke kūlanakauhale holoʻokoʻa. Inā ʻaʻole lawa ka US$10 kokoleka martinis mai ka pā e kukuli me nā kukui pastel, e kiʻi i ka ʻōmole o ka Chateau Petrus 1990, Pomerol AOC Bordeaux, kahi ʻaihue ma US $3,600. ʻO ka poʻe me ka vertigo e ʻōlelo ʻia e haʻalele i ke kaʻe - ʻo ka pā aniani ʻehā kapuaʻi ka mea e hoʻokaʻawale iā ʻoe mai kahi lele BASE hoihoi.

14. Hiki i ke kaikamahine u'i ke kuai i kekahi mea
Mai ka hoʻolaha ʻana o Burger King a me nā ʻahaʻaina luakini a hiki i nā makana 7-Eleven, aia ma laila ke "kaikamahine uʻi" a me kona ʻaʻahu ʻālohilohi a waihoʻoluʻu e ʻike pono ʻoe i ka nānā ʻana i kēlā me kēia mea e hawking ʻia. Inā ʻoe… e! Ke hoʻolohe nei ʻoe? u'i au!

15. Nā inoa pāʻoihana hoʻokani pila
Ua paʻa ʻo Iapana i ka mākeke ma Engrish, akā lawe ʻo Thailand i ka pōlele "Thinglish" a holo pū me ia. Mai "Hair Saloons" a i "Englash Programs" i nā inoa ʻaʻole hiki iā mākou ke paʻi hou ma kahi pūnaewele ʻohana, e uku pinepine ka maka makaʻala iā ʻoe me ke gula hoʻohenehene.

16. Steak e nahaha ai ke kapa
Hiki i kekahi ke kuke i ka pipi pipi, aka, kakaikahi ma Asia e hiki ke kuke ia mea me ke akamai e like me ka JW Marriott's New York Steakhouse. ʻAʻole ia he mea maʻalahi, akā ma hope o ka ʻai ʻana ma ʻaneʻi, i ka manawa aʻe e moe ai ʻoe ma McDonald's, e ʻōpuʻu kou ʻōpū a e ʻōpuʻu me ke kūʻē.

17. ʻO ka mea hoʻomanaʻo hoʻohenehene i ka consumerism
No ke aha e hele ai kekahi i Bangkok a kūʻai aku i ka pālule Gucci maoli e like me - inā ʻaʻole ʻoi aku - ʻoi aku ke kumukūʻai no ka mea ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi o ka hoʻi ʻana i ka home, akā ʻo wai lā mākou e hoʻokolokolo ai? ʻOi aku ka hauʻoli o nā "hi-sos" kūloko i kā lākou mau hōʻailona nani. Hoʻopiha ʻia nā pae haʻahaʻa o ka hale kūʻai kūʻai ʻo Paragon (BTS: Siam) i nā hale ʻaina a me nā ʻōpio, akā ua paʻa nā papahele ʻehā me nā mea kūʻai kiʻekiʻe, mai Lamborghinis a i McIntosh stereos.

18. Eager (noo eager?) bathroom attendants
Pīhoihoi paha nā kāne e hoʻohana ana i ka urinals ma nā kaola a me nā huila ke hopu nā lima ikaika i ko lākou poʻohiwi. Mai hoʻokuʻu a puni me kāu zipper i lalo i mākaukau no ka hakakā - ʻo ke kahu ʻauʻau wale nō ia, nāna e kau i kahi kāwele wela ma kou ʻāʻī a hāʻawi iā ʻoe i kahi hamo poʻohiwi wikiwiki - no kahi kihi liʻiliʻi. Inā ʻike ʻoe i kēia mea weliweli, e like me nā mea he nui, e ʻōlelo wale "ʻaʻole mahalo."

19. ʻO ka meaʻai maikaʻi loa o ka Hikina Waena ma waho o ka Hikina Waena
ʻO Bangkok kahi ipu hoʻoheheʻe nui o nā moʻomeheu i hoʻokaʻawale ʻole ʻia, a me ka moʻomeheu hiki mai ka meaʻai moʻomeheu. ʻO Sukhumvit soi 3/1 (BTS: Nana) i hoʻopaʻa ʻia me nā hale ʻaina Hikina Hikina e hoʻohilahila ʻole ʻia.

ʻO nā wahine ʻaʻahu Burqa a me nā fashionistas Nigerian e hui pū me nā mea kūʻai aku i nā kukui laser a me nā mea ʻala Arabia i lawe ʻia mai. ʻO ka berena ka nui o ka huila hoʻokele i kālua ʻia i loko o nā umu lāʻau he kūpono ia no ka ʻohi ʻana i ka hummus a me ka tahini i hoʻomākaukau hou ʻia.

20. ʻO nā ho'āʻo maikaʻi loa e hoʻopau i nā hormones ʻōpio
E wili a puni i nā wahi ʻōpio i ʻike ʻia ma ka lā Valentine, a e ʻike paha ʻoe i nā mākaʻi he nui aʻe ma mua o ka maʻamau. ʻAʻole ikaika nā keikikāne i ka lā 14 Pepeluali - maʻamau me ka paʻi ʻana - e pale i nā ʻōpio aloha mai ka hana ʻana i kekahi mea ma mua o ka paʻa lima. No ka mea, maopopo, ʻo ka wahi mua e hele ai nā ʻōpio e hana i kahi noho ma ka hale kūʻai kūʻai.

21. E ʻai i waena o nā mea i poina i ka 20th-century curios
ʻO kekahi pō ma Tuba, ma Soi Ekkamai, ua like ia me ka pāʻina ma ka hale o Grandma. ʻO nā mea aniani kahiko, nā kiʻi moʻomeheu pop 1950s, a me nā lako ʻano ʻano like ʻole e hāʻawi i kēlā me kēia kihi ʻeleʻele a ʻeleʻele hoʻi i kona ʻano kitsch ponoʻī. ʻO ka hapa maikaʻi loa? E kūʻai ʻia kēlā me kēia wahi.

22. Adrenaline-fueled hikiwawe lehulehu transit
ʻAʻole maikaʻi loa, akā no ka mea i hāʻawi ʻia e ka ʻōnaehana kaʻa kaʻa nui o Bangkok, ʻaʻole hiki ke hoʻokuʻu ʻia nā kumukūʻai: US $0.25 kaʻa kaʻa, US $0.50 kaʻa kaʻa a me nā kaʻa, US $1 hāʻule kaʻa kaʻa kaʻa, a me ka US $1.25 end-to-end skytrain a me ke kaʻaahi. kaʻa holo. E hoʻolei i nā tuk-tuks hauʻoli a me nā kaʻa kaʻa kaʻa a paʻakikī nā hoʻololi e hiki ai ke hoʻolei i kēlā poʻe "Amazing Race" i ke kāwele.

ʻO nā minibus ʻōmaʻomaʻo ponoʻī nā bipi ma ka hale kūʻai Kina o Bangkok. ʻIke pinepine ʻia e lele ana a puni nā kihi me ka mea mālama tiketi e kau ana ma waho o ka puka me ka lima hoʻokahi, ʻaʻole lākou e hāʻawi i ka huakaʻi palekana loa mai A a i B ma o S, akā ʻaʻole ʻo ia ka dullest.

23. Pāʻina e like me ka makahiki 1989
ʻO ka hui hale ma Rock Pub, ma hope o ke kahua ʻo Rachathewi BTS, kāʻei i nā kāʻei kahiko mai Guns N' Roses, Warrant, Ozzy, a me Iron Maiden i nā leo kupaianaha. E ʻaʻahu i kou mau ʻili a me nā pale aviator a hele i loko me kou lima e paʻa kiʻekiʻe.

24. ʻO kahi maikaʻi loa e ʻike ai i nā ʻano ʻokiʻoki i loaʻa ʻole iā ʻoe
I ka hopena pule, ua piha ka maze o nā alanui kūʻai ma Siam Square (BTS: Siam) me nā ʻōpio e ʻaʻahu ana i nā mea hou a maikaʻi loa o Bangkok. I kēia pule: he mau kuʻekuʻe wāwae kiʻekiʻe loa; nā maka aniani me nā lens ʻole a me ka lauoho hoʻohenehene e hoʻomanaʻo ana i nā lā hanohano o Joan Jett. E hoʻomaka e lulu lima i nā keiki darn i 3, 2, 1…

25. He kanaka kālai'āina swinging-est
ʻAʻole lākou i ʻoi aku ka ola ma mua o Chuwit Kamolvisit, ka hale massage parlor tycoon-cum-politician. Ma hope o ka hoʻopiʻi ʻia ʻana ma hope o kāna mau ʻōlelo hoʻoweliweli e hoʻokuʻu i nā inoa o ka poʻe i hāʻawi ʻia iā ia "nā makana", ua holo kūleʻa ʻole ʻo ia no ke kiaʻāina o Bangkok - ʻelua - a ua loaʻa i ka hapa nui o ka mana elite o ke kūlanakauhale i ka wā i ʻōlelo ai ʻo ia he mau hola o ke kiʻi kamera palekana. mai kāna mau hale hana ma hope o nā hola. ʻAʻole kaumaha kāna mau papa hoʻolaha hoʻolaha i loko o kou alo.

26. He mea maʻalahi ke hoʻihoʻi
Nui nā hana aloha ma Thailand, a ʻo ka hapa nui i hoʻokumu ʻia a he mau keʻena paha ma Bangkok. ʻO ka pale ʻōlelo a me nā pae like ʻole o ka hoʻokele hewa e paʻakikī ai ka loaʻa ʻana o kekahi mea, akā ua hoʻokau nui ka mea kākau moʻolelo kūloko i kapa ʻia ʻo Dwight Turner i ka hoʻokaʻawale ʻana i ka palaoa mai ka ʻōpala.

27. E ai me ka hoopa ole i ka ai
Inā moloā ʻoe – palaualelo loa – nā kaikamahine kōkua ma ka inoa kūpono ʻo “No Hand Restaurant” (he nui nā mea a puni ke kūlanakauhale) e kōkua iā ʻoe ma ka waiho ʻana i ka meaʻai i loko o kou waha no ʻoe, me ka waiho ʻole ʻana i kou mau lima no nā mea ʻē aʻe. ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi, e like me ka inu pia a pāʻani PSP.

28. ʻAi nui ma kahi āu i manaʻo ʻole ai
ʻO Pantip Plaza, ke kia hoʻomanaʻo hoʻomanaʻo Roman-column no nā mea ʻenehana āpau, he hale ʻai meaʻai kupanaha ma ka papahele 3. E ho'āʻo i ka khao soi gai (nā moa a me ka hua manu i loko o ka ʻai niu), i ʻai ʻia e ka luahine maikaʻi loa mai “The Goonies.”

29. Nā mash-ups acrobatic papa honua
Inā ʻaʻole ʻoe i ʻike i ke kanaka e kīkē ana i ka pōleʻa wicker ma luna o ka ʻupena me kona wāwae – ʻoiai ʻaʻole ʻoe i ʻike iā Takraw. ʻO Benjasiri Park (BTS: Phrom Phong) i ke ahiahi ʻo ia ka wahi maikaʻi loa e hopu ai i nā neʻe pupule. E noʻonoʻo ʻo Jackie Chan e pāʻani nei i ka volleyball me kona mau lima i nakinaki ʻia ma hope o kona kua.

30. ʻO nā toppings pizza ka mea e hāʻawi ai i ka puʻuwai Italia
Ua ʻike ʻo Thailand i ka hoʻoluliluli ʻana i ka pizza-wise. ʻAi maʻamau me ke ketchup, ʻo nā mea kaulana e komo pū me ka hee, ka heʻe, ka kulina, ka curry ʻōmaʻomaʻo, ka mayonnaise, ka broccoli, a me ka lole salakeke. Maikaʻi no ka epicure hoʻokalakupua, akā inā makemake ʻoe i kahi pai kuʻuna, e nānā i ka Ronnie's New York Pizza ma Sukhumvit soi 4. E kauoha i kahi mea maʻamau e hoʻomaʻamaʻa i kā lākou kuke ʻana ia mea hou a e hula ana kou ʻono.

31. ʻO ka mākeke pō ʻoluʻolu loa
Poina iā Pat Pong lāua ʻo Suan Lum, me kā lāua mau hale kūʻai i helu ʻia e ka haggling palaka o nā mākaʻikaʻi wela. E hele i ka mākeke ʻo Rachadaphisek ma ke kahua MRT Lad Phrao no kahi huakaʻi kūʻai Thai maoli. ʻO nā mīkini paʻi kiʻi kahiko, nā paʻa paʻa Vespa i hoʻoponopono hou ʻia, nā lole hipster, a me nā mea hoʻonani hale leʻaleʻa e ʻālohilohi ana ma lalo o nā ʻōpuʻu kukui ʻole i kāʻei ʻia mai nā uwea ma luna.

32. ʻO ke kupuna wahine mele heppest loa o ka honua
ʻO ka hale kūʻai mele Doreme ma ke kihi hope o Siam Square soi 11 e holo ʻia e kekahi wahine manaʻo mele e hiki ke kamaʻilio e pili ana i nā mea āpau mai Billie Holliday a i ka Clash to Green Day. Hoʻopiha ʻia kāna hale kūʻai liʻiliʻi me kahi ʻano like ʻole o nā mele komohana a me ka honua, a hiki iā ia ke kōkua iā ʻoe e ʻimi i ka mea e hoʻonani ai i kāu waihona.

33. E hui pū i pūʻali koa no kekahi mau kālā
ʻO nā kaʻa kaʻa kaʻa hilinaʻi o Bangkok - i ʻike ʻia e ko lākou mau ʻalani ʻalani - ʻo ia ka poʻe hoʻokūkū hana ma lalo o Asia. Pono e hoʻouna ʻia kahi pūʻolo? Ua uku ʻia ka bila? Ua hāʻule iho ka envelopp? Ua lawe mai ka hoa? Na kekahi e alakaʻi iā ʻoe i kou wahi e hele ai ke hahai ʻoe ma hope o kāu kaʻa kaʻa i nalowale e like me kāu i hele ai? Makemake lākou e kōkua me ka nui o nā hana āu i loaʻa, ma hope o ka haggling, ʻoiaʻiʻo. ʻO ka hapa maikaʻi loa - ʻaʻohe kali i ke kaʻa.

34. ʻO ka ʻaʻahu kula e nalowale ana
ʻO kēlā me kēia makahiki a puni ʻo Kepakemapa, ʻike ʻia nā moʻolelo like i ka nūpepa e pili ana i ka ʻaʻahu o ke kulanui i makemake nui ʻia e nā haumāna Thai. ʻOi aku ka pōkole o nā lole, ʻoi aku ka paʻa o nā pālule, ʻoi aku ka leo o nā conservatives a noho mākou i hope a nānā i ka brouhaha. ʻOiai, ke ʻike ʻoe i nā haumāna e piʻi ana i nā alapiʻi ma ka ʻaoʻao no ka mea ʻo ka piʻi pololei ʻana he uila, pono ʻoe e noʻonoʻo inā he kiko nā mana.

35. ʻO nā mea hoʻolimalima kūpono
Hiki ke hoʻopaʻa inoa ʻia nā kaikamahine, manicures, massages, tailors, a me nā mea hoʻokele pilikino no kahi hapa o ka mea āu e uku ai ma kekahi ʻāina komohana. Hoʻomaopopo ʻia ka poʻe malihini: ʻaʻole makemake nā hoaaloha i ka home e lohe iā ʻoe e ʻōhumu e pili ana i kou poina i ka hana ʻana i kāu holoi lole ponoʻī a i ʻole ka hoʻokele lāʻau.

36. ʻO nā hale kiʻiʻoniʻoni ʻoluʻolu loa
Hāʻawi kekahi hale kiʻiʻoniʻoni i kūkulu hou ʻia ma Bangkok i kekahi ʻano o kahi noho papa gula. No ke kumu kūʻai o ka tiketi maʻamau ma ke komohana, loaʻa iā ʻoe kahi mea hoʻomaha hoʻoluʻu, kahi uluna a me ka pākeke, a me kahi inu hoʻokipa. ʻO ka hale kūʻai nui o Paragon Cineplex kahi mea hou aku, akā ʻo ka EGV Grand ma Siam Discovery Center he mau noho ʻoluʻolu.

37. Pakele i ke kulanakauhale me ka pakele maoli i ke kulanakauhale
ʻO Phrapadaeng, i kapa ʻia ʻo "Bangkok's Lung," e noho ana ma waena o ka piko oxbow i ka muliwai Chao Phraya. ʻO ke kānāwai e ʻōlelo ana ʻaʻole hiki ke ʻoi aku ke kiʻekiʻe o ka hale ma mua o ʻekolu mau moʻolelo e hōʻoiaʻiʻo ana i ka hoʻomohala ʻana i ka ʻoihana, ua hoʻomaha ʻia ka wahi i nā makahiki 1950. ʻO nā ala sima a me nā kumulāʻau mangrove nui ka uhi ʻana i ka wahi holoʻokoʻa, kahi mea kaulana i nā kaʻa kaʻa. He mea weliweli maoli ka hoʻopuni ʻia ʻana e ka ululāʻau mālie a lush, akā hiki nō ke ʻike i nā skyscrapers a me nā kukui o ke kūlanakauhale.

38. Makemake ʻoe i ka meaʻai hou? Loaʻa iā mākou ka meaʻai hou
ʻO ka mākele ʻo Klong Toey he mea hoʻohiwahiwa o nā ʻala, nā hiʻohiʻona, nā leo, a me nā kānaka. Holo ka poʻe holo i hope me nā mea ʻai maka, ka nui o ia mau mea i hele mai mai ka mahiʻai/kai/ranch i kēlā kakahiaka, a ʻo nā mea hao o nā ʻano nui like ʻole e uwē kekahi i kekahi, a me nā mea kūʻai aku. ʻO ia hoʻi ka home no ka Mercy Center, ka hale noho lōʻihi o ka makua kāne Joe o ka hale hānai / keiki makua ʻole / hale hānai / kula no ka poʻe ʻilihune.

39. ʻO ke ala hou loa e puhi i ka hao
ʻO ka hale haʻuki waho ma Lumpini Park (MRT: Lumpini) ua piha i nā mea kahiko, ʻeleʻele, ʻakaʻaka ʻia, ʻaʻole hoʻi e hoʻopilikia i nā dudes puʻupuʻu nui e hoʻoluhi i nā bākeke i ka wela o ke awakea. I kou mau ʻiʻo, 50 paona he 50 paona. E ho'āʻo i kou lima ma ke kahua paʻi paʻi me nā huila tractor ma ka pā ma kahi o nā mea kaupaona.

40. ʻAʻole ʻae ʻia ka hele wāwae ma 8:00 am a i ʻole 6:00 pm
Nui ka poʻe mākaʻikaʻi ʻike ʻole i hopu ʻia ma waho i nā hola i ʻōlelo ʻia ma mua a ua ʻike i kahi kīwī iki o ka Twilight Zone i ka wā e pau ai ka neʻe ʻana o nā mea ʻē aʻe a puni lākou. Mai makaʻu, mahalo wale lākou i ke mele aupuni, i hoʻokani ʻia ʻelua i ka lā. ʻAʻole kū kānāwai ka hoʻomau ʻana i ka neʻe ʻana – akā e loaʻa iā ʻoe ka makaʻu o ke ola a pau mai nā poʻe a puni ʻoe.

41. Ka pāpaʻi maikaʻi loa ma Asia a pau
Ma Somboon Seafood ma ke alanui Surawong, e ʻike ʻoe i kahi pā o kā lākou pāpaʻi kaulana i kēlā me kēia pākaukau ma ka hui. Hoʻopuni ʻia e ka manoanoa a me ka ʻono ʻono, ʻo nā ʻāpana wai o ka pāpaʻi e hōʻoiaʻiʻo ʻaʻohe mea e hoʻomaʻemaʻe ai ka mea lawelawe. Wahi a ka moʻolelo, lele maoli kekahi mea pā mai Singapore i Bangkok e kiʻi i kāna hoʻoponopono mahina.

42. Hoʻomana mākou i ka pôpeku - ʻoiaʻiʻo
Aia ma Rama III soi 30 he luakini i kapa ʻia ʻo Wat Pariwat, nona ka ʻābbot i makemake nui i ka pôpeku i ʻae ʻo ia i ke kau ʻana i kahi kiʻi David Beckham me nā kiʻi akua maʻamau i ka 1998 World Cup. ʻAʻohe huaʻōlelo ma kekahi hoʻolālā e hoʻohui iā Posh i ke kuahu.

43. ʻO ka Hale Hōʻikeʻike ʻino loa o ka honua
Manaʻo ʻoe ua ʻike i nā mea a pau? Hoʻopiha ʻia ka Hale Hōʻikeʻike Forensics o Bangkok ma ka Halemai Siriraj i nā mea weliweli a me nā mea weliweli āu e lohe ai, akā ʻike ʻole. ʻO kekahi o nā mea koʻikoʻi: kahi scrotum me ke anawaena o 30 iniha i lawe ʻia mai ka mea i loaʻa i ka elephantitis; ke kino piha wax o Si Quey mea ʻai keiki kaulana ʻo Thai; a me nā poʻe like ʻole o ke kī pū, nā ulia alanui, a me nā pōʻino ʻoihana. Ua like ia me ka anti-Disneyland.

44. Nā pālule lawe pālua
Mai nā slogan maikaʻi ʻole PC a me nā diatribes cuss-heavy a hiki i nā mele kūpono ʻole, ʻo ka ʻōpio a me nā ʻano pālule nā ​​pālule no kēlā me kēia ʻono. He ʻōpio a he naʻaupō ka nui o lākou, akā i kekahi manawa e ʻike ʻoe i kahi mea e pili ana i ka brilliant (ma waho o kahi).

45. Nā mōneka hippest
Manaʻo ka poʻe he nui ka poʻe mōneka i ka lā a pau e noho ana ma ka honua e pule ana, akā ma Thailand ua ʻoi aku ka maʻalili ma mua o kēlā. ʻOiai e kūpaʻa mau ana i ko lākou kāhea ʻuhane, hiki ke ʻike ʻia nā kāne hemolele i kāhiko ʻia i ka saffron ma nā wahi like ʻole a puni ke kūlanakauhale e holo ana ma ke alaloa, ke kamaʻilio ʻana ma iPhones a i ʻole ka hoʻonui ʻana i nā blog ma nā hale kūʻai pūnaewele.

46. ​​He Boy Scouts maoli ka makai
"E mākaukau" ʻo ia ka ʻōlelo a ka poʻe he nui o mākou i ʻike, a ke ola nei nā mākaʻi Bangkok i kēlā me kēia lā. ʻO kahi laʻana: no ka maikaʻi ʻole o ke kaʻa ʻana o ke kūlanakauhale, paʻa i loko o ke kaʻa ʻoiai, e, e ʻōlelo ʻoe, ʻo ka hānau ʻana, hiki ke hoʻopili i nā mea. ʻO ia ke kumu i hoʻolako ʻia ai ka nui o nā mākaʻi me nā ʻokiʻoki kūikawā e hiki ai iā lākou ke hoʻohana e ʻoki i ke kaula umbilical. ʻOi aku ka nui o ka hānau ʻana ma hope ma mua o kou manaʻo.

47. ʻO ka ʻeha nani loa o ka honua
Kaulana ka lomilomi Thai ma ka honua holoʻokoʻa a no ke kumu maikaʻi: he ʻeha, akā ʻaʻole ʻoe e hiamoe maikaʻi ke hoʻi ʻoe i kou lumi, a e paʻa ana ʻoe me ka ikaika i ka lā aʻe. Hāʻawi ka HealthLand Spa kaulana i nā ʻano lomilomi mai nā manamana lima wikiwiki a i ʻelua mau hola piha o ka ʻaila marathon e waiho ai i kou mau ʻiʻo e noʻonoʻo i ka mea i hana ʻia.

48. Nā Dinosaurs!
ʻAʻole paha ʻo ia ʻo Jurassic Park, akā ʻo Central Park o Bangkok - Lumpini - he nui nā mea kolo e hoʻoweliweli iā ʻoe inā ʻaʻole ʻoe e manaʻo e ʻike i kekahi. ʻO ka Varanus salvator (ka nānā wai), hiki ke ulu a hiki i ʻeiwa kapuaʻi ka lōʻihi, maʻamau e hele wale ana ma ka ʻōpala a me ka mauʻu a puni ka wai, akā i kekahi manawa e ʻimi i kahi ala i kahi loko iʻa. Mai hopohopo, ʻekolu kapuaʻi ka lōʻihi o ka hapa nui o lākou. ʻO ka hapa nui o lākou…

49. ʻO LGBT-aloha
ʻO ka hoʻohālikelike ʻana i ka moe kolohe ma Bangkok he ʻano… elastic classification. "ʻAe, ua huli lākou i ke kāne kāne" lohe pinepine ʻia ke kamaʻilio e pili ana i kahi ex. Akā, ʻo ka mea kupaianaha, ʻaʻohe mea mālama. Nui nā poʻe kaulana Thai he kāne kāne, bisexual, a i ʻole nā ​​​​transvestites piha. ʻO ke kāne kāne, pololei, transgendered, paʻa i loko o ka lumi keʻena, a i ʻole i waho o ia mea, manaʻo ka hapa nui o ka poʻe Thai i ka hoʻoholo pilikino a waiho ʻia i kēlā.

50. kala kala o… na mea a pau
Ma Bangkok, kōkua nā kala e wehewehe a hoʻokaʻawale i nā mea āpau mai nā manaʻo a me nā ʻāpana i nā neʻe politika. ʻO ka ʻoiaʻiʻo, ua hāʻawi ʻia kēlā me kēia lā i kona kala ponoʻī; E ʻike paha ʻoe i nā pālule polū i ka Pōʻalima, ʻulaʻula i ka Pōʻalua, melemele i ka Pōʻakahi, a pēlā aku. Ua hoʻoheheʻe ʻia i loko o ka politika, me ka huli ʻana o nā ʻāpana ʻokoʻa i nā hōʻuluʻulu lehulehu i "ko lākou" kala. Ma hope o ka haunaele politika i ke kapikala, ua ʻōlelo ʻia kahi ʻakaʻaka kaulana e hoʻololi i ke aloha Thai kuʻuna mai "Ua ʻai ʻoe?" i "He aha kou kala?"